Bus Station Bandit Boxy Mesh Jersey

from $65.00
A Chupacabra Chop Shop football jersey made in honor of one bad roll and an even worse place to make a bet. The front features CCS graphics, dice, and the sacred numbers 4, 5, 6. Down the sleeve is the full confession:

“I lost my brand new motorcycle playing Cee Lo downtown at the bus station.”

Breathable, oversized, and built for game days that have absolutely nothing to do with football.

* Silky stretch fabric across the top
* Breathable heavy-mesh bottom
* Moisture-wicking construction
* Relaxed, boxy fit
* Made for rolling dice, telling lies, and walking home

Disclaimer: This jersey does not improve your odds, protect you on your motorcycle, or make the downtown bus station an appropriate place to gamble. Chupacabra Chop Shop is not responsible for lost titles, lost keys, unpaid bets, suspicious dice, sudden transportation problems, or anyone claiming the motorcycle was “basically already paid off.”

Know when to walk away. Especially when you still have something to ride home.
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A Chupacabra Chop Shop football jersey made in honor of one bad roll and an even worse place to make a bet. The front features CCS graphics, dice, and the sacred numbers 4, 5, 6. Down the sleeve is the full confession:

“I lost my brand new motorcycle playing Cee Lo downtown at the bus station.”

Breathable, oversized, and built for game days that have absolutely nothing to do with football.

* Silky stretch fabric across the top
* Breathable heavy-mesh bottom
* Moisture-wicking construction
* Relaxed, boxy fit
* Made for rolling dice, telling lies, and walking home

Disclaimer: This jersey does not improve your odds, protect you on your motorcycle, or make the downtown bus station an appropriate place to gamble. Chupacabra Chop Shop is not responsible for lost titles, lost keys, unpaid bets, suspicious dice, sudden transportation problems, or anyone claiming the motorcycle was “basically already paid off.”

Know when to walk away. Especially when you still have something to ride home.